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Well, you know, it's Valentine's Day.
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It must be especially hard for you,
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'cause, You know, you're obviously alone.
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Yeah, so these are pity pancakes?
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Fiona, I am single by choice.
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It's okay, you can wear your heart on your sleeve
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- around me. - This is such nonsense.
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Let me tell you something. Valentine's Day
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is the best day of the year to hit on women--
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- That's disgusting. - And tonight,
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I am going out, and I am bringing the best wingman
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this good earth has ever seen,