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I'm having a baby.
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You're pregnant?
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No, not yet, but I'm working on it.
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I went to the doctor.
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She said all my levels are really great, considering.
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And she said that my cervical mucus is gorgeous, by the way.
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Thanks for that.
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And then she started giving me this lecture about my age.
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And I was really startled to hear about timing,
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and why wait?
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And, you know, I just started...
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would you please stop having sex with the food.