in the disgraced paedophile industry.

可耻的恋童癖产业了
Personally, I don't understand why anyone's surprised...

就我而言真不明白怎么会有人觉得惊讶...
- Um, small change to the intro. - What?

-开头小改一下 -怎么改
Nothing huge, Conor wanted the Jacko gag for the monologue, so...

没什么康纳独白想用杰克逊的段子...
That was my bit.

那是我的
There is the Chancellor stuff, you could use that.

你可以说大臣的段子
Bit politics.

那是政治
You can do politics.

你能说好政治的
I do piss-taking.

我只会嘲弄
Go be Waldo.

好好做沃多吧
Yes, commander.

遵命长官
'R Kelly believed he could fly,

劳·凯利相信自己能飞