But it was a great bit.

可那次相当精彩
I'm not dumb or clever enough to be political...

我不是傻子也没聪明到可以玩政治
Why don't we get Waldo to stand for the by-election?

我们让沃多也参加补选怎么样
Get people to vote for him?

让人们投票给他
He's not real.

他连个人都不是
But people have stood as fictional characters before.

但之前也有人以虚构身份参选过
Do you think Screaming Lord Sutch was his real name?

你以为"嚎叫的上帝萨奇"是他的真名吗
We just put "Commonly known as" on the ballot.

我们在选票上注明"俗称沃多"就行了
No-one's actually going to vote for him, that's not the point.

没人会真的投票给他投票不是重点
The point is, we get to hang around, we're there for the count.

重点是我们可以凑热闹可以参与计票
Well, go on then, Sara, whack it up there.

莎拉快写上去吧
'He's with a mum and baby group.'

他在和几对母子讲话