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I'm not ignoring you because there is no you.
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You are an image voiced by a comedian -
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an alleged comedian, more accurately.
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If I'm not real, why you talking to him?
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And by "Him" I mean me, knobber!
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There's no point in attempting to converse with a cartoon.
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Ooh, "converse", Your Lordship!
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Thy flowery language doth give me a right throbbing bone-on!
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Finished.
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Drink?
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I've got e-mails.
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You know that's Gwendolyn Harris?