I wish I came from a normal family.

我真希望我生在普通家庭
Nigel, normal families are totally overrated.

尼祖你高估普通家庭了
You'll probably grow up to be interesting.

也许你注定要引人注目
I don't want to be interesting.

我不要引人注目
I just want him to like me.

我只想他喜欢我
If you want to soften him up a bit,

如果你想感化他
you can't expect something for nothing.

你不该奢望不劳而获
Remember, the way to a man's heart is always through his stomach.

记住要得男人的心先抓他的胃
Really?

真的吗
I'm telling you.

听我说
My Dad's putty in Mum's fingers

我爸吃完我妈做的面疙瘩烤牛肉
once he's had his toad-in-the-hole.

就逃不出她的手掌心了