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So, before things get worse,
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I would advise that you take note of the three words
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the Baudelaires were about to find on Aunt Josephine's front door.
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"Please go away."
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Don't knock. You might get splinters.
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This door is made of wood, which is teeming with tiny shards,
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which in turn is teeming with infection. You must never knock.
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I'm sorry. I'm sure you're right about all of that.
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We're looking for our Aunt Josephine.
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I'm Violet Baudelaire,
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and these are my siblings--
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Klaus and Sunny, of course, of course. Come in. Come in!