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Nobody could possibly understand.
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It's un-understandable.
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I was sitting on my boat...
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The way sailors do.
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- enjoying some pasta puttanesca... - Which is also totally normal.
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- when I spilled some on my leg. - And a very handsome leg it was.
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Before I knew it, the leeches were attacking me.
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- Terrible! - Ghastly!
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I fought them off as best I could.
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- But my right leg was not strong enough. - Left.
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My right leg was not strong enough to rescue my left leg.
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- That's terrible. - Yes, it is terrible.