I thought I'd be engaged by now.

我一直觉得我现在该订婚了
No offence.

无意冒犯
- None taken. - That's all right.

-不会 -没事
When I was 16, I thought by 23 I'd be married,

我16岁的时候觉得我23岁就会结婚
maybe have a kid, corner office by day, entertaining at night.

也许有个小孩白天坐办公室晚上休闲娱乐
I was supposed to be driving a grand cherokee by now.

我现在都应该能开上大切诺基了
Life can underwhelm you that way.

生活可能那样就离你而去了
I mean, where did you think you'd be by um...

我是说你觉得你会
- It doesn't work that way. - At a certain point,

-我的日子不会那样 -在某个时候
you stop with the deadlines.

你会被一个截止日期卡住
It can be a little counterproductive.

这就是不良后果
I don't want to say anything anti-feminist.

我不想说任何男女平等的言论