来自《处女地 第0集》

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  do i know you?
  我认识你吗
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  your face is familiar, i'm sure i know you.
  你看着面熟 我肯定认识你
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  it's the clothes. all priests looks the same.
  是因为衣服 神父看起来都差不多
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  to absolve yourself...from these terrible sins
  为了从这些罪孽中赦免自己
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  and to have any hope for an eternal salvation.
  得到永远的解脱
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  you must abstain from all sexual thoughts and all sexual deeds..
  你要禁欲不行房事
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  for a period of 30 days.
  为期30天
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  but i'm just about to be married!
  但是我要结婚了
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  how can i abstain from sex for 30 days?
  我怎么能禁欲30天
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  that's... mean!
  这种惩罚太过分了
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  and stupid.
  也很愚蠢
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  well of course, if you do something really stupid...
  如果你真的做了愚蠢的事