来自《处女地 第0集》

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  Incidentally, there is a charge for my services.
  顺便说一句 这些服务都是收费的
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  This is very jolly.
  真是开心啊
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  Pour this fine wine...
  醇香的美酒
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  a little young perhaps, fine, fresh fruit, with a...
  酒酿的时间还不够 算了 新鲜水果
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  a musty, a musty hint...
  有点发霉
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  a musty hint of what I can really
  这霉味 只能让我
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  only describe as a stale fart...
  形容为臭屁味
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  rather like the combination of
  就像今天我们面前
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  this couple here before me today.
  这支鲜花插在牛粪上
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  Marry us now, you bastard!
  你个混蛋 快点主婚
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  I declare you man and wife. There, it's done.
  我宣布你们成为夫妻 行了 完事儿了
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  You're married. Relax, enjoy.
  你们结婚了 放松 享受吧