I take good to mean good. Consequently,

我认为好就是好如此一来
if you were to write a good paper for me,

如果你给我写了篇好论文
that would get a B.

就会拿B
And when you get a B from me...

如果你从我这儿拿了个B
now, I say me, this is the royal me.

我这里说的是我是指我本人
Because I won't actually be grading your papers.

因为我并不会亲自给你们的论文评分
Your papers will be graded by a small army of TAs.

给你们论文评分是一小队助教
But they will grade under my supervision,

但他们是在我的指导下评分的
and in keeping with the standards that I ask them to grade with.

也会遵守我告诉他们的评分标准
So when you're pissed off about your grade,

所以如果你们因为分数而愤怒
the person to take it up with...

你们要找的人
well, take it up with them.

就是他们啦