now, I say me, this is the royal me.

我这里说的是我是指我本人
Because I won't actually be grading your papers.

因为我并不会亲自给你们的论文评分
Your papers will be graded by a small army of TAs.

给你们论文评分是一小队助教
But they will grade under my supervision,

但他们是在我的指导下评分的
and in keeping with the standards that I ask them to grade with.

也会遵守我告诉他们的评分标准
So when you're pissed off about your grade,

所以如果你们因为分数而愤怒
the person to take it up with...

你们要找的人
well, take it up with them.

就是他们啦
But eventually you'll want to take it up with me.

但最后你会想要来找我
So when you get a B from us,

所以如果你从我们这儿拿了个B
B doesn't mean what a piece of crap.

B不是说你写的东西是垃圾
B means good job! And so you should be pleased to get a B,

B是做得好你拿了B应该高兴才是