Listen, one time I told Gail I just won the lottery.

有一次我骗盖尔说赢了彩票
I need some gas money so

我得拿些车费
I can go redeem the ticket. She gave me $20.

才能去兑奖她给了我二十块
Don't lie to her.

别对她说谎
I don't want to lie to her.

我也不想对她说谎
Okay, hold up. You don't have to lie. You omit.

等等你不必说谎避重就轻就行
Just, no, no, you omit.

不避重就轻
You just tell her you're a high-end chef that's in between gigs.

只需告诉她你是个正在换工作的高级厨师
Your car's in the shop.

你的车在维修店
She think you drive an expensive car,

她以为你开的是一辆名车
you're not driving it 'cause it's in the shop.

这次你不开是因为送去维修了
Matter of fact, my cousin,

实际上我有个表哥