来自《浪漫鼠佩德罗第0集》

And anyone who knows anything,

任何有常识的人
Knows there's a big difference between a mouse and a rat.

都知道老鼠和耗子很不一样的
First of all, rats hate the light.

首先耗子很怕光
They spend their lives in the darkness.

耗子生活在阴暗之处
They're also terrified of people,

惧怕人类
Which is why they slink and cower all the time.

正因为如此它们行踪猥琐鬼祟
And as far as telling the truth is concerned, well,

但是就常识而言说实话这也不完全正确
That's impossible because, as everyone knows, a rat can't talk.

因为大家知道耗子是不会讲话的
Tell me that thing again, please.

再跟我说一遍
Come on.

拜托啦
Just once, I promise.

拜托就一遍
Tell me one more time, and I won't ask you ever again. I swear.

再说一次我发誓就不再问了