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- What does that say? - "Quarter note equals 215."
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- Count me a 215. - One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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I didn't know they allowed retards into Shaffer.
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Am I to understand that you cannot read tempo?
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- Can you even read fucking music? What's that? - Eighth note.
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- Yes. What is that? - Dotted 16th note.
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Sight-read measure 101.
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What, are you in a fucking a cappella group?
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Play the goddamn kit.
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Stop. Now answer my question.