This girl could be all sorts of crazy.

那女人说不定是个疯婆子
And, besides, half those girls pee standing up, Tuck.

说不定还可能是人妖呢塔克
The other half are on one of our watch lists.

或者是我们下次行动的目标
It's a date.

这可是约会兄弟
Look, lucky for you, I'm free tonight.

算你走运今晚我正好有空
And I'm gonna bring the binoculars, the hand cream,

我带上望远镜护手霜
keep a hundred-yard radius. It'll be sweet stuff.

在100码以内保护你温馨吧
No, you can't bring the binoculars. You're not watching my date.

不许你用望远镜来监视我的约会
I need a little privacy.

我需要一点点的私密空间
I'll be around the corner on ringtone.

我就待在音像店里
I'll be at the video store.

听到手机铃声才现身
One ring means you need an extraction,

响一声表明你需要脱身