来自《怎么又是你 第0集》

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  My brother was a senior when I was a sophomore.
  我哥大四的时候 我还是大二
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  I can't blame him for not keeping up
  我怎么能因为那场高中闹剧
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  with my high school soap opera.
  他不向着我怪他呢
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  Pretzel?
  椒盐脆来个不
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  There are seven billion people on this planet,
  在这个地球上有七十亿人口
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  and I get stuck with Satan's spawn as my sister-in-law.
  而我偏偏要和那个蛇蝎女人成为姑嫂
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  She is the reason I left home in the first place.
  为了摆脱她我才离开了家
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  Marni, let me tell you about bullies.
  玛妮 我给你说说这种人吧
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  They're just like terrorists,
  他们就像恐怖分子
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  only they're emotional terrorists.
  只不过是情绪上的恐怖分子
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  You can never let them get the upper hand,
  你决不能让她们占上风
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  so the best thing that
  所以在这个情况下