来自《怎么又是你 第0集》

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  "Happily ever after" is in fairy tales, Mom.
  妈 这话都是童话里骗小孩的
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  High school was a horror movie.
  我的高中生活就是部恐怖片
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  This weekend is the sequel.
  这几天就是它的续集
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  It's times like this that I like to then go back to beginning...
  不过话说回来...
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  Mom, do you always have to offer up
  妈 你一定要跟我说
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  some sweet little perfect nugget of self-help advice?
  这些冠冕堂皇的励志的话吗
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  Because I'm just really not in the mood.
  我现在真没心情听
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  Well, someday you're gonna appreciate my wisdom.
  总有一天你会为你妈妈的智慧所折服
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  Marni, being a mom is hard. There is no rule book.
  玛妮 当妈的不容易啊 没有教材可以参考
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  Every day, you wake up and hope...
  每天你一睁开眼 总是忐忑不安
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  You have to trust your instincts
  一方面要跟着感觉走
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  and hope you're not messing up your kids.
  另一方面还要小心别教坏小孩