A dish best enjoyed in silence, l'm told.

吃饭时不要讲话
Oh. Oh... interesting.

有意思
Uncle, you ought to return my father's book to me.

叔叔你该把父亲的书还给我
Have you...? Have you had her long?

你雇她很久了吗
Madam, no woman has set foot in this house for years

夫人很久没有女人来这里了
And, believe me, the silence has been blissful.

相信我沉默是金
Well, l must say... this country food

我得说农家菜
Is doing wonders for my trapped wind.

比我想象的好太多了
Cat's teeth! Can't a man enjoy a meal in his own home in silence?

我就不能在自己家享受一顿安静的早饭吗
Well, do tell us, Uncle.

你为什么不告诉我们
Why did you invite such irritating noisy females

你为什么要邀请吵闹的女人
Into your nice quiet house?

来你这个安静可爱的房子