You said you were going to go home and rest,

你们说你们要回家休息
but instead you steal a sailboat

结果却偷了一艘船
and push Josephine's house down a hill?

还把约瑟芬的房子从山上推了下去
I missed the prehurricane discount tickets

我错过了飓风前夕特价优惠船票
and had to spend the night

只能住在一家
in a bed and breakfast that uses powdered eggs!

早餐吃鸡蛋粉的小旅馆
I wouldn't be surprised

如果贾船长
if Captain Sham was no longer interested in serving as your guardian,

不想再当你们的监护人了我丝毫不会意外
even though I filled out these forms in triplicate

尽管我已经趁他凭直觉驾船
while he boated around lake Lachrymose looking for you on a hunch.

去悲恸湖寻找你们时拟好了一式三份的文件
I don't have a hunch.

那不是直觉
Well, I'll admit the children's behavior

我承认孩子们的所作所为