22 thousand.

两万两千次
Those guys are really fast.

这两个家伙划得真快
Is there anyway to make this a fair fight?

有什么办法能让比赛看起来不以强凌弱吗
Jump out and swim.

跳进水里游泳过去
We'd have to jump out and drown.

我们得跳进水里淹死他们才能赢
Or you can row forward and I can row backward.

要不你向前划我向后划
We are genectically identical, science says we would stay in one place.

我们是同卵双胞胎我们应该行动一致
Just row the damn boat.

就专心划船吧
You guys hear about this?

你们听说了吗
What?

什么
Two nights ago, a sophomore

两天前的晚上一名科克兰的大二学生
choked the network from a laptop at Kirkland.

用他的笔记本电弄瘫了网络