What are you writing?

你还在编写什么呢
Realtionship status...

关系状况
Interested in...

性取向
This is what drives life at college.

这就是大学生活的中心
Are you having sex or aren't you?

有没有妞有没有帅哥可以上
It's why people take certain classes, sit where they sit.

为了这个人们上某些课程坐某个位置
Do what they do ... went out at some center... you know.

做特定的事情去特定的俱乐部
That's what Facebook is going to be about.

那就是Facebook的一切
They're going to log on because after all the cake and watermelon

他们之所以会登陆因为在上面
there is a chance they are actually gonna...

有很大机会
To get laid?

钓马子
Meet a girl.

我会说是去泡妞