No, and settle down please.

没有请冷静点
I have here an article from the Crimson.

我这可是哈佛校报的文章
This is scathing.

这把你批得特严厉呢
956.

956了
I was having dinner in the Kirkland dining hall, with Mark and

我和马克在科克兰餐厅吃饭
I had the chicken with me, because I had to have the chicken with me at all times.

而我必须时刻带着那只鸡
This was college.

这就是大学
Somebody is going to have to answer for this.

总得有人出面解释这件事
969.

969了
The dining hall was serving chicken for dinner,

餐厅晚餐有鸡肉
so...and I had to feed my chicken,

我必须得喂鸡所以...
so wha... I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken.

所以... 我夹了几片鸡肉去喂了鸡