This was college.

这就是大学
Somebody is going to have to answer for this.

总得有人出面解释这件事
969.

969了
The dining hall was serving chicken for dinner,

餐厅晚餐有鸡肉
so...and I had to feed my chicken,

我必须得喂鸡所以...
so wha... I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken.

所以... 我夹了几片鸡肉去喂了鸡
Someone must have seen me because the next thing I knew,

肯定有人看到我了因为我马上
I was being accused of forced cannibalism.

就被控诉强迫同类相食了
I didn't know,

我不知道
you couldn't do that.

不应该那么做
I dealt with various animal rights groups.

我已经和各个动物权利协会解释过了
I dealt with the Associate Dean of the College.

也和副校长解释过了