Why would he say that, we look like the same dog?

他为什么那么说啊我们看着像同一只狗
- He was joking. - Not funny.

-他那是开玩笑的 -一点儿也不好笑
Well, he had five Heinekens. He was bombed.

他喝了五瓶啤酒他喝醉了
Well, not funny.

不好笑
We don't look like the same dog.

我们看着才不像同一只狗呢
If anything, you're a collie and I'm a tibetan mastiff.

就算是也是你是柯利牧羊犬而我是藏獒
Don't wanna give me a chance to miss you.

别让我做只能想念你的人
It begins when the object of your affection...

这开始于当你喜爱的对象
bestows upon you a heady hallucinogenic dose...

让你产生强烈的梦幻感
...of something you've never even dared to admit you wanted...

而过去你都不敢承认多么期望得到
...an emotional speedball of thunderous love and excitement.

就像是情感速度球拥有强烈的爱与刺激的
Soon you start craving that attention

很快地你开始渴求那种注意力