They say they may even be illegally married.

他们说他俩甚至非法结了婚
Now I know you're joking.

你的确是在开玩笑
I'm not.

我没有
Thing of it is, Branch, uh...

是这样的布兰奇
This CYO, they buy a lot of seats, they draw a lot of water,

很多观众来自这个青年会价值不菲
and I can't afford to ruffle their feathers.

我可惹不起他们
I'm sorry, am I mixing my metaphors there?

很抱歉我是不是在乱用比喻了
Happy, you know very well my organization is entering a tempest.

哈皮你很清楚我们队正面临一场暴风雨
I need Durocher at the helm.

我需要杜罗彻来掌舵
He's the only man that can handle this much trouble.

只有他能处理好这个大麻烦
In fact, he loves it.

事实上他喜欢那么做
You're cutting off my right hand!

你这就像砍掉我的右手