来自《滑稽人物 第0集》

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  But, yo, I ain't got no dough, man.
  但是我没钱 老兄
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  For real, if I had some dough, I would go.
  真的 如果我有钱 我就去了
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  I'll pay your cover charge.
  我替你付服务费
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  That's the night I take my wife out also,
  晚上我会带老婆去
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  So you gotta pay for my bitch, too.
  你也得替她付
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  Okay, I'll do it. Okay. If you come and laugh, laugh loud.
  好 我付 如果你去了 记住大声笑
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  - Like that? - That's good. Perfect.
  -像这样吗 -就这样 太棒了
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  I'll see you Saturday then.
  那周六晚上见
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  Okay, good. Thank you.
  好 谢谢
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  Craig, listen to me. I'm doing the best I can, okay?
  克雷格 听我说 我尽力了
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  I wiped your ass our entire childhood.
  小时候都是我替你处理善后
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  Now it's your turn, buddy!
  现在轮到你了 老兄