来自《滑稽人物 第0集》

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  Why would you do that?
  为什么这样做
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  What do you mean, why would I do that?
  什么意思 我为什么这样做
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  I'm trying to hook you up.
  我在帮你
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  Well, I'm laying groundwork, man.
  我正在构思 老兄
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  I got a three-month plan. You can't just throw me into this.
  我有个3个月的计划 别让我做这事
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  I'll give you 10 days on your three-month plan.
  你那3个月的计划10天就搞定了
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  No, I need 80 more days than that!
  不 我还需要额外的80天
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  Okay, I do this because I care about you.
  我这么做是关心你
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  I do this to motivate you.
  是启发你
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  But I will fuck that girl in 10 days. I promise.
  我要在10天内搞定她 我保证
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  Come on, dude, I'm not cute like you.
  拜托 老兄 我没有你可爱
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  I don't look like Jackson Browne. I look like Jon Favreau!
  我不像杰克逊·布朗 我像乔恩·费儒