来自《滑稽人物 第0集》

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  Oh, yeah, thank... thank you. That's.. .I... well, I appreciate that.
  噢 谢谢 我 我很感激
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  You guys are all right. Good job. I...
  你们真挺不错的 干得好
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  I'm doing this corporate gig for Myspace
  聚友网搞活动 找我去做表演
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  And I'm gonna need some jokes and shit.
  所以我现在得找点段子来
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  I was thinking maybe you guys would want to write me some.
  我想说不定你们能帮我写几个
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  You know, he's kind of a flaky guy, but I'm...
  我那朋友有点古怪 可能不大乐意
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  I've got nothing going on, man.
  不过我最近倒挺空闲的
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  I would... I'd love to do that. sure. Totally. I'm in.
  我非常愿意参与 算上我吧
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  What kind of jokes do you need?
  你想要什么样的段子呢
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  Just shit about them or computers or whatever they like.
  随便 网民啦电脑啦 对他们的胃口就行
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  When you sprinkle a little lemon there,
  随便写点都可以
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  they get excited, you know.
  把他们忽悠过去