来自《滑稽人物 第0集》

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  "Isn't that great?
  不值得庆祝吗
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  I have so many friends on the computer. "
  我的电脑里有如此多的朋友
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  "What are you doing tonight?"
  你今晚准备干吗
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  "I'll be on the computer.
  上网
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  "That's what I do. "
  只是上上网
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  I hate the new generation of coolness out there.
  我很讨厌那些冷淡的新新人类
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  You just never get any information out of people you talk to,
  你和他们聊天什么都聊不出
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  The youngsters.
  这些年轻人啊
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  "Hey, what are you doing?" "Just chilling. "
  嘿 你干吗呢 混而已
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  All right. I know, you're chilling.
  好吧 我知道你在混什么
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  "What're you doing tonight?" "Things. " "Okay. "
  你今晚准备干什么 办事 好吧
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  I like dumb people, you know.
  我喜欢那些人渣