来自《滑稽人物 第0集》

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  What do you got there?
  你拿什么来了
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  This is medicine, Ira. I'm sick.
  这是药 我病了
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  One of those girls have chlamydia?
  难道昨晚的其中一个有淋病
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  I thought she smelled funny.
  我觉得她没病啊
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  Is that what it is? Yeah.
  是这么回事吗
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  I have a weird blood disease.AML. It's a form of leukemia.
  我有种奇怪的血液病 白血病的一种
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  This is experimental medicine from Canada.
  这是加拿大实验用的药
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  There's an 8% chance of it working. So, fuck me.
  8%的有效性 惨吧
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  Well, that's not true 'cause if it was,
  这不可能是真的 如果是真的
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  I would've read about it or heard about that.
  我肯定能从新闻或报纸上读到
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  You didn't hear about it because
  你没听过因为
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  I didn't fucking run out and tell entertainment tonight.
  我还没向整个娱乐界宣布