来自《滑稽人物 第0集》

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  When you get up in the morning and you see that crazy sun
  清晨醒来 你看见灿烂的太阳
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  Keep me in your heart for a while
  让我在你心里多停留几许
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  Just write me some jokes, you stupid, fucking idiot.
  你只要多写些段子就行了 你个傻瓜
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  Okay, I'm sorry.
  好吧 对不起
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  Keep me in your heart for a while
  让我在你心里多停留几许
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  So, I'm not married. I don't think I'm ever gonna get married.
  我没结过婚 我从不觉得我会结婚
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  I just... I can't find a reason to do it, you know?
  我觉得没什么理由这么做
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  Like, I got friends, like,
  比方说 我有一个朋友
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  "You gotta get married. My wife.
  "你结婚了 我的老婆
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  "My wife is a... She's the best cook.
  "她是世界上最好的厨师
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  "My wife's the... You gotta. "
  "我的老婆是... 你知道的"
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  And I'm like, "My cook's the best cook. "
  在我看来是"我的厨师是最好的厨师"