来自《滑稽人物 第0集》

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  No, I'm not sleeping with Daisy!
  没 我没有和戴西上床
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  I have a new girlfriend now.
  我新交了一个女朋友
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  I'm dating the girl who plays Mrs. Pruitt.
  扮演普鲁特夫人的女孩
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  Her name's Carla something.
  她叫什么卡拉
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  Can I sit next to George at dinner?
  晚饭时我能坐在乔治旁边吗
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  Sit wherever the hell you want to sit, man, why?
  你愿意坐哪儿就坐哪儿
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  I feel like if I can just make George crack up once,
  我要是能让乔治再大笑一次
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  It'll do huge things for me, like...
  对我来说意义重大
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  What, you wrote jokes for Thanksgiving?
  你还编了感恩节段子不成
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  I didn't write jokes.
  我没编段子
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  I just wrote down my funniest anecdotes
  我只是把东一块西一块
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  And punched them up here and there.
  最有意思的段子串到一起