来自《滑稽人物 第0集》

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  I hate everything I fucking do now.
  我恨自己做的每一件事
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  I go to Hawaii, I'm like,
  只要去夏威夷 我就会想
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  "You fucking snotty cocksucker, going to Hawaii. "
  "你个天杀的狗杂种居然去夏威夷"
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  Buy a new car,
  买辆新车后就会想
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  "La-di-da, look who's got a new car. "
  附庸风雅的家伙 还搞了辆新车
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  I thought about giving all my money, just giving it away,
  我考虑过把我所有的钱捐出去
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  But then I was like, "What a rich-guy thing to do.
  但我又想 这可真是有钱人才干的事啊
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  "Mr. Charitable. "
  好一"慈善先生"
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  Well, why didn't you tell me? I was just here.
  我就在这啊 为什么不告诉我
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  Laura, if I told you,
  劳拉 如果我告诉你
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  you might not have talked to me anymore, so I...
  你可能再也不理我了 所以我
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  What are you talking about? that's ridiculous.
  你在胡扯什么啊 太荒谬了