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My cakes are exclusive Laurie Keller originals.
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Anything less is just dog crap with icing.
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- Thank you. - Okay.
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Is there some cupcake cart girl stealing your recipes?
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No, I have been very protective of my creations
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ever since Snoop Dogg stole my secret language.
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I should have never told him
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that his new album was the shizzle.
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I just wanted on that yacht party so bad.
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Oh, the one where Suge Knight pushed your friend overboard?
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No, that was a different one.
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Hey, Dad. How you doing?