来自《打工姐妹花 第4季 第11集 第11集》

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  I would rather be eaten alive by a rabbit.
  我宁愿被一只兔子活活啃死
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  Which would take a long time and be a lot less embarrassing.
  虽然会痛很久 但好歹不会那么丢人
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  And Sophie, you don't really want me to be your maid of honor.
  苏菲 你也不会想我当你伴娘的
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  That's right. I don't.
  是啊 我的确不想
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  So why are we even talking about it?
  所以你跟我干嘛聊这事呢
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  Sophie, as honored as I am that you asked,
  苏菲 虽然被你邀请我深感荣幸
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  it's just not really my thing, you know, man?
  但我这人真不适合做这事 你懂吧 兄弟
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  Is this really not your thing?
  你真的不适合吗
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  It's nobody's thing.
  有谁适合做这种事啊
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  You just do it 'cause you're supposed to,
  大家都是因为该做 所以才做的
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  like bleaching your teeth or your anus.
  就像漂白自己的牙齿或菊花一样
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  Thank God I'm off the list,
  幸好伴娘没我的事