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Best sex I ever had was with my boss at a Panera Bread.
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I thought you said the best sex you ever had
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was with a dude with six fingers.
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Same guy.
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Man, could he make a sandwich crazy fast.
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Hi. Want to buy a cool tee for your girlfriend?
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Let me see if my girlfriend wants a tee.
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You want a tee, honey?
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Hey! Hey!
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Not so fast.
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They say "Cream filled" On the back.
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Huh, boys? Anything?