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I've never met a girl at a bar with actual baggage.
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That's funny because you mean like emotional.
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You're really beautiful.
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You weren't nearly this hot in the book.
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So can I get you ladies a drink?
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Sure, you could jut change this water into wine.
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Can you, like, do this for me, just, like, once?
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Drinks on me.
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Oh, lucky them.
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I haven't heard I'm beautiful
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from a non-homeless person in months.
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Well, with that hair, the jury's still out.