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I have to get them back.
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They're half my belongings.
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So just text him and say, "Yo, I left my rings,
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nice wiener,""100" Emoji, send.
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Max, I can't text a guy first.
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It's bad enough I have a Groupon for intimacy oil.
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Look, worst-case scenario,
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the McRib is gone for good.
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Second worst-case scenario,
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we can always implement the two-week rule.
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The two-week rule?
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Wait, isn't that how long you have to eat Pad Thai