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Two weeks and nothing.
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I really thought he'd text.
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I also thought: Grown Ups 2 should have won the Oscar.
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Still got it.
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Come on.
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Wait, before I lose the rest of my self-esteem...
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Tell that to the wall you're currently straddling.
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Let me just check my phone one more time to see if he--
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Nope.
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Self-esteem gone.
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I'm afraid to jump.
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Jump, whore, jump!