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or do you want him to suffer?
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And by that, I mean, do you want me to hold him
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while you ask him why he didn't call?
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He's not home.
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According to this Instagram, he's at Chipotle
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talking to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.
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He had no time to pop off a text to me.
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Oh, it's stuck and I can't fit my boobs through there.
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I can barely fit them through the Holland Tunnel.
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Fine. I'm going in.
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Finally, having no boobs pays off.
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Lift my legs up.