So the guards let us put on a show.

所以守卫让我们自娱自乐
As long as nobody dies.

只要不玩出人命就行
Wow, prison has changed.

哇监狱变好多哦
Maybe I have a Norman Rockwell idea of prison,

或许我对监狱的看法过于理想化了
but, uh, what happened to shanking a snitch in the food line?

但排队打饭的时用刀捅告密者的文化去哪了
Oh, a talent show, that's not scary at all.

才艺表演这一点也不吓人
You know, I won my yacht club talent show

我曾是我的游艇俱乐部才艺表演的冠军
three years in a row, in the 10 to 13 division.

连续三年 10到13岁那组的冠军一直是我
That's crazy!

真是太巧了
I'm looking at 10 to 13 for grand theft auto.

我因为重汽车窃盗罪也得蹲个10到13年呢
Where are my manners?

我真失礼
I'm Tanaya.

我是塔娜雅