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and been halfway across the parking lot by now.
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Yeah, well, he wasn't into me, so...
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Walk of shame, party of two.
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Girls, I heard you got locked up.
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Yup. We have to do 30 hours of community service.
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And Caroline won six minutes of privacy on the toilet
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in the talent show.
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Well, not so private.
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I had to tinkle while a woman in work boots
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made heavy eye-contact.
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I went to prison once for
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being at the wrong place at the wrong time.