I have planned the biggest,

我已经计划好了
most super-funnest funnest day ever.

史上最有趣的有趣日活动
Try to imagine all your most favorite things in the whole wide world

想像一下全世界你最喜欢的东西
all rolled together in the most perfect day.

在这一天全都出现在你身边
Oh, it's glorious.

太棒了
The beer's stacked so high, it almost reaches the pizza!

好多啤酒摞得跟披萨一样高
And look -- it's Mr. T!

看哪是T先生
That's a strange little fantasy.

这个幻想有点奇怪
Man, I'm just excited to hang out with my best pal.

跟我最好的哥们一起玩我太兴奋了
There's nothing strange about that.

这有什么奇怪的
Are you two holding hands?

你们俩在牵着手吗
It's more of an extended handshake.

不过是加长版的握手罢了