来自《熟女镇 第6季 第3集 第3集》

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  'cause the first time two parents are alone with their baby,
  新父母第一次自己带小孩
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  things can get a little crazy.
  通常会很抓狂
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  The first few days we had Stan on our own,
  我们刚开始带斯坦那几天
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  I was so tired and cranky, I turned into a total bitch.
  我累到发狂 从此化身泼妇
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  And I never turned back.
  在这条路上一去不复返
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  I was so overwhelmed with our first kid,
  我带第一个小孩的时候简直累疯了
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  I didn't have a second to take care of myself.
  根本没有时间照顾自己
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  Little tip -- adult diapers.
  小贴士 成人纸尿布
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  You guys are making it sound like some kind of horror movie.
  你们说得好像恐怖电影一样
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  Just take as much sleep as you can find, don't forget to eat,
  尽可能抓紧时间睡觉 别忘了吃饭
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  and, um, if it gets too crazy, call me.
  如果事态超出控制 给我电话
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  Thank you, you guys, but I'm pretty sure
  多谢你们 不过我有信心