来自《打工姐妹花 第3季 第19集 第19集》

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  my chances of getting laid are higher than ever.
  能让我泡妹上床的成功率达到最高点啊
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  So zero?
  0%的几率吗
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  Nope, 100%.
  不 是百分之百
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  What makes you so confident?
  你哪里来的自信
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  'Cause the only answer I can think of right now
  我唯一能想到让你自信的理由是
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  is that you have cocaine in your wee pocket.
  你的裤袋里有可卡因能钓毒妹
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  Hey, I can see it.
  我能理解呢
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  You're out drunk on St. Patrick's Day,
  女人在圣帕特里克节喝到酩酊大醉
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  and it seems like a good idea to bang a leprechaun.
  跟小矮妖打一炮感觉也挺不错啊
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  Like the President's day I hooked up with a guy
  就跟总统纪念日的时候 我跟一个
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  dressed like Uncle Sam at the used car lot.
  穿着美国山姆大叔服的男人搞上了
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  This costume is my ace in the hole.
  这套衣服是我的杀手锏