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That is revolting.
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Put me down for five.
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You might also be interested in my other choice product.
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Pee funnels.
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I might also not be interested in that product.
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It's a disposable funnel for upwardly mobile, elegant,
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young ladies who want to stand
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and pee in the street like a man.
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I mean, have you seen those parade port-a-potties?
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Seen 'em? I was conceived in one.
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Just slip one of these babies into your pants
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and go pee in the park, no muss, no fuss.