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even though technically they weren't allowed--
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By 16, I was thrice divorced
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and a member of the electricians' union, but go on.
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We'd rent a big suite at The Plaza overlooking the parade,
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and we'd fill balloons with champagne and--
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and throw them down at the parade crowd!
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So fun, right?
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Oh, wait, that was you guys?
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One year you hit me and my friend Archie.
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He sells car seat covers in Rhode Island now.
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He's doing pretty well.
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Max, why are you dragging ass