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"If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
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be a sweetie, wipe the seatie"?
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First of all, not a real poem.
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And as the person who shares your bathroom,
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maybe take that advice.
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Maybe take that frown and get it drunk.
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Okay, sure, we're two young girls on the town
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on what's probably America's most dangerous holiday.
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Why--why have our wits about us?
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That's the spirit.
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And who knows? Maybe you'll meet a cute, Irish guy.
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Happy St. Paddy's Day!